1. When I was a kid, Pussy means Cat, Sex means
Gender, DICK was a name, And Bang was a sound,
Whats happening to this Generation?
2. You drank garri twice today, buy #100 recharge
card and get 10mb, came on Facebook and wrote
''Money no be problem'
Ur case dey court
3. You dey owe mama ikenna #50 and and you dey
wear ''My money grow like grass T-shirt''
Wehdone sir!
4. You fit pay #5000 enter club but for church na
#20 be your offering
God is watching you o
5. You're too big to dance in church but you go gaga
crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst
brain)
God dey watch you o
6. You're married but still chases other ladies and
you claim you're going for refresher courses
Your cup go soon full
7. Just because you met him in a bus and he
bought you gala, you cum store his name as ''Bros
gala''
Sista tank you o
8. You're an O'level holder but you sponsor your girl sweet 16 court dresses
for university
My broda, you be scholarship board?
9. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come
upload and write ''Home Sweet Home''
Your Mata Dey God's Hand
10. You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite
go snap picture with other people's goods,
Abeg wetin i wan tell you?''
11. Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their
Body While Bathing ?
12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus to 25
people before he get rich' please stop disturbing
me or else I will curse ooo
13. NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted
Pregnancy in Nigeria
Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to
Charge Her Phone
14. Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you
go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you
are already Performing magic
15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000.
From All Your EX How Much Will You Get
As For Me I Will Get N23000
16. I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I
thought she was talking to God, because the things
she asked for only God can provide them
17. When the devil fails to destroy you, it sends you
a girlfriend from MBA_ISE